FAQ: How was the INTERVIEW?

It went well. It was a long day for all of us coz we had to wait for 2 hours for our turn to be interviewed. The Attorney General, Tan Sri Gani Patail together with other Head of Division in AG's Chambers interviewed us but Tan Sri did most of the talking and questioning. We heard so many scary-mary stories about being interviewed by Tan Sri. One thing for sure, you must be ready with a right, precise and exact answer. After being interviewed, I would say that it's not that terrifying as I thought it would be. He was not stiff, rigid. He was like in a good mood. Nevertheless, that didn't stop us from being cuak just minutes before entering the meeting room. I would like to share some funny conversation that I could recall during the interview with the AG. Please note, it might not be the same exact sentence ya but the gist is there.

Tan Sri: So, what does your father do?
Interviewee: He’s a farmer Tan Sri. He rears goats and cows.
Tan Sri: Oh, you mean cattles?
Interviewee: Yes, Tan Sri.
Tan Sri: So, how many goats does he have other than you?
Interviewee: 1000 goats Tan Sri.
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Tan Sri: So do you know how to rear goats?
Interviewee: Yes, I always help my father at the farm during the semester break.
Tan Sri: If I were to send you far from your farm, is it okay for you to be separated with your goats?
Interviewee: It’s okay, I can still go back during the weekends.
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Tan Sri: So, what work did you do previously?
Interviewee: I was a salesman for developer.
Tan Sri: How much was your salary?
Interviewee: Taking in around $3500
Tan Sri: Well, do you know that if you join as L41 you will be getting only $2900
Interviewee: It’s okay. My wife is working.
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Tan Sri: I think you got your facts wrong.
Interviewee: I’m sorry Tan Sri. I’m here to be corrected.
Tan Sri: That’s why you should not answer if you do not know.
Interviewee: I’m sorry Tan Sri. People make mistakes.
Tan Sri: So if I take you as DPP you will make mistakes and mistakes and mistakes until you retire. Is that okay?
Interviewee: Yes, it’s okay Tan Sri.
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Tan Sri: What do you intend to do?
Interviewee: I want to be a Public Prosecutor Tan Sri.
Tan Sri: Ok, then you will have to wait until I retire.
Interviewee: Sorry, I want to be a Prosecuting Officer.
Tan Sri: What? Then you should have become a police officer.
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Tan Sri: If I were to send you to Middle Rock, would you go?
Interviewee: Yes Tan Sri, I would.
Tan Sri: Do you know where Middle Rock is? Its the two rocks beside Pulau Batu Puteh. You cannot even erect a building! You should have answered I cannot work there because there is no office at Middle Rock.
Interviewee: I will go wherever you send me Tan Sri.
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Tan Sri: What do you want to be?
Interviewee: I want to be a DPP. I ‘m very good in Criminal Trial&Advocacy.
Tan Sri: What did yo get for the subject?
Interviewee: A-
Tan Sri: That’s not that good isn’t it?
Interviewee: Yes, I believe so Tan Sri. But I will do whatever it takes to be a DPP Tan Sri
Tan Sri: Now you’re scaring me!
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